32E

One day I'm going to die, I think it's time to indulge.

I just went to a specialized lingerie and swimwear boutique on the high street. Big moment that was. The bikini I chose was nearly 200$. The simple plain bra that I asked for was inexpensive, but the young salesperson was really helpful in finding my size :: 32E! I swear I don't look that disproportionate! I'm tall and I think that I have average-big boobs and am lean in general.

My bras have passed there wearable time and my boobs were not happy. My breasts were just covered with the fabric, popping out whenever. Needless to say that doesn't look good in any top. Amazing what a good bra does to you.

As to why I chose the most expensive bikini, well, it made me statuesque. At least from the front which is where my face is too (bonus). My bigger cellulite-prone thighs didn't look that bad either. How much would you pay for statuesque? Right.

I hereby declare that i will always wear noble garments starting by the most important part, the bra, the foundation. The underwear will follow. Everything will follow in time. I'm 34 for a few months still, I won't wait until I 'do better' or marry a handsome prince. I'll do it now. Wallet shmallet.

I'm also drinking Coke now. The complete full calorie and caffeine thing. Girl want's a pick-me-up, girl gets a pick-me-up. There's no time to be perfect. It's time to have fun!

Amourxxx